Laughter

GANPAT-RAI (who really needs a job) is being interviewed by
Britisher,Colonel Smith

Col.Smith: Haan toh Gaand Fat rahai (Ganpat-Rai) (gaand phat raha hai)!!

Bihari: Nahi sir, jyada nahi!!

Col. Smith: Kya 'jyada nahi' bolta hai, tumhara application me likha Hua
hai Gand fat rahai.

Bihari : Theekh hai mai baap, likha hai to fat raha hoga.

Col. Smith: Tum Daily marata hai (tum delhi me rahta hai)??

Bihari : Nahi sir, kabhi kabhi!!

Col. Smith: Gand fatrahai, idhar aaoo, kya 'kabhi kabhi' bolta hai?Tumhara
application mein likha hua hai ki tum Daily marata hai.

Bihari : Theek hai mai bap, likha hai to marata honga.

The Bihari was employed on one condition that he will do whatever
Col.Smith's family asks him to do.

After a few days There is no one except Col.Smith's wife at home.She is
alone in her bedroom.While wearing her bra she is unable
toTie the knot behind.
So......

Wife : Gand fatrahai, idhar aaoo?

Ganpatrai : Ji Maalkin.

Wife : Gand fatrahai, hammara peeche se gaand maaro (gaanth maro-tie the
bra knot).

Ganpatrai : Yeh kya keh rahi hai Maalkin??

Wife : Gand fatrahai, jaldi se gaand maaro hum ko late hota hai.

Ganpatrai : Nahi Nahi Maalkin. Agar maine aisa kiya to hum ko Sarkar kacha
kha jayenge.

Wife : Gand fatrahai, agar tumne jaldi se hamari gaand nahi maari to hum
tumko kacha kha jaayengi.

Ganpatrai : Theek hai maalkin. Jo hukum.

Ganpatrai who has been frustrated by these Brits for a long time starts
like a bull.

Panic striken the wife tries to turn and shouts:

Wife : GAND FATRAHAI, GAND FATRAHAI, GAND FATRAHAI !!!

Ganpatrai :Memsaab...Gaand maarega to Gaand to phatega